What if there are people who are like WEEABOOS….

nocturnalunicorn:

But they obsess over Finland instead of Japan.

"MOI. MY NAME IS JANE SMITH, BUT YOU CAN CALL ME TAHTI VANHANEN. I EAT SALMIAKKI FOR DINNER. THEN I GO INTO MY MAKESHIFT SAUNA THAT I MADE BY PUTTING A HOT GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL IN A RUNNING SHOWER WITH THE DOOR CLOSED AND LISTEN TO METAL. VOI PERKELE!!!! I’M AMERICAN BY BIRTH BUT FINNISH AT HEART. SUOOOOOOOOOMIIIIIII FINLAND IN MY HEART FOREEEEEEVEEEEEERRRRR! MOI FOR NOW."

frothingmagpies:

family photo with happy oblivious dad & the angsty 13 year old younger son going through a phase

frothingmagpies:

family photo with happy oblivious dad & the angsty 13 year old younger son going through a phase

(Source: stunningpicture)

notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable



pocketmoony:

This made me laugh so hard!

zephyroh:

Expectations:

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(source gifs: fuckgron)

Reality:

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(source gifs: candiceaccola)

zubat:

This is what I looked like and what I was wearing when I was almost arrested for assault this afternoon.

I said I would post a more detailed story earlier and this is it. I was shopping in the men’s section of Forever 21 when two guys started shouting obscenities at me. They called me names that range from d*ke to “fucking queer” to f*****. They asked me where my dick was, how I felt about being a disappointment to my parents, and told me they were disappointed because they would have fucked me if I didn’t try to act or look like a boy. I was very calm and quiet [because I was trying to find a really awesome shirt in my size] and that irritated them. When I found my size, I had to walk by the dweebs to the cash registers. As I walked by, one touched the side of my head and said “it was a shame.” I spat in his face. I was checking out and ready to leave the store when an officer who patrols the mall came up to me and arrested me for “assaulting” the men. I was handcuffed for 15 minutes while the officer talked to witnesses who vouched that I was being harassed so he let me go “with a warning.”

And that’s the story of how I was almost arrested today.

gauntletspirit:

ghostisreal:

putuksstuff:

ghostisreal:

dialga pls we’re in public

THE GOD OF TIME DOESNT WAIT
HE ALSO SPEAKS IN FULL CAPS AT ALL TIMES

s t o p

TIME STOPS FOR NO ONE.

gauntletspirit:

ghostisreal:

putuksstuff:

ghostisreal:

dialga pls we’re in public

THE GOD OF TIME DOESNT WAIT

HE ALSO SPEAKS IN FULL CAPS AT ALL TIMES

s t o p

TIME STOPS FOR NO ONE.

shubbabang:

So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:

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simonsprocket:

ruinedchildhood:

Drive Through

Instructions unclear

simonsprocket:

ruinedchildhood:

Drive Through

Instructions unclear

silvermoon424:

All of my necklace sets <3

These can all be purchased at a very low cost on eBay! Just search for “sailor moon necklace” plus the number of pendants you see in a particular set above to see all of the options.